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You’re having a great day and then –BAM!- just like that, some dude comes along to ruin it. Deep down, you know that the annoying things people do don’t really matter too much in the grand scheme. Some things are even downright harmless. But you still just can’t help but let them get right under your skin.
You know they’re not really the worst kinds of people – that title is reserved for murderers, terrorists and Hitler. But these are the things that are just annoying enough for you to channel your inner Stephanie Tanner.
Here’s a list of 20 of the rudest things that rude people do, followed by the way everyone feels when they encounter them.
20. The Person Who Orders Everything On The Menu But Leaves You No Tip
Are they some sort of Dementor? Do they have no soul?
19. The Pretentious Barista Who Thinks It's Cute To Correct Your Starbucks Order
You forgot that a “large” is a “venti.” Clearly you’re the idiot.
18. The People In Front Of You Who Walk Slower Than Any Human Has Ever Walked
It’s okay. You didn’t really have to get to work on time anyway.
17. That Guy On The Plane That Hasn’t Showered Since The Cubs Won The World Series
It’s like a maggot-scented Yankee Candle. How does someone even achieve such grossness?
16. When Someone Bumps Into You And Then Says "Excuse You!"
Did that really just happen? Is this real life?
15. That Snotty Kid Who Argues With You Because They Think They Know Everything
It's only stooping to their level because you're big and they're little.
14. Your Co-Worker Who Never Shuts Up About How Awesome Their Life Is
By all means, keep rubbing in your perfect life. I am not accomplishing anything with mine.
13. The Person That Desecrated The Bathroom And Just Leaves
It defies the laws of human biology. Seriously, just go see a doctor.
12. When Someone Doesn't Say "Thanks" When You Hold The Door For Them
All they had to do was acknowledge you. But no.
11. When Someone Thinks It's Cool To Drive Granny Slow In The Fast Lane
How hard is it to just get over?
10. When Someone Decides To Eat Their Six-Foot-Long Sandwich Next To You On The Train
Making you their napkin.
9. When Someone Talks Like Their Voice Is Stuck In Caps Lock
Even though you're about five inches away.
8. When Someone Pulls Out A Checkbook To Pay In Front Of You In Line
What is this, 1997? Who even still has one of those things?
7. When People Leave Their Shopping Carts In The Only Two Parking Spaces Left
Oh it's true, walking that extra 2 seconds will completely change your plans today.
6. When Over-Zealous Mall Kiosk Salespeople Attack You Like A Scene In That Birds Movie
All you wanted was an Auntie Anne's pretzel. Why does it have to be so hard?
5. When The Person Behind You In Line Hovers Over Your Shoulder While You Check Out
Do you want to actually climb onto my back?
4. When Your Co-Worker Gets The Credit For All Your Work And Gets Promoted
Story of my life.
3. When Someone Acts Like You're Disturbing Their Very Loud Public Cell Phone Conversation
Can you speak louder? I think the people landing in Australia can't hear you.
2. When Someone Rides The Shoulder To Cut In A Long Line Of Traffic
There’s no way they’re getting in! You and everyone else who waited patiently in line for the last 35 minutes will band together and edge him out! It’s working! Until…
1. That One Person Ahead That Lets The Shoulder Rider Cut In
It was going to be so great.
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