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Nudity is a part of life. We all have to take off our clothes at least once a day (if you bathe that often) to take a shower. And every person came into the world butt ass naked in front of at least two people. Does that mean we should walk around without clothes on in public? The answer to that question is no.

Some people need to be reminded of the fact that there's a time and a place for everything. To those of you who don't know when it's appropriate to let it all hang out--I recommend reading the following list I've compiled of what not to do when you're naked.

1) Hang Out Near A Bonfire

2) Chat Outside with Your Mailman

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3) Fry Bacon

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4) Take Your Kid to School

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5) Attend A Family Reunion

6) Sing in A Church Choir

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7) Iron on A Very Low Ironing Board

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8) Cut A Tree with A Chainsaw

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9) Go on A Blind Date

10) Talk to Your Kids About Sex

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 11) Meet Your Boyfriend's Parents

12) Play Beekeeper for A Day

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13) Go on A Job Interview

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14) Steal Second Base

15) Say Hello to the New Neighbors

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16) Walk into A Police Station

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17) Help Your Daughter Sell Girl Scout Cookies

18) Make Creme Brûlée

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19) Give Out Candy on Halloween

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20) Run the Merry-Go-Round at A Fair

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21) Play Twister

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22) Attend A Sausage Festival

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23) Go Through Airport Security

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