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This was a great Family Guy gag years ago, involving a flashback to colonial times in which some forefathers were trying to determine the name for Rhode Island. The two final choices were “Rhode Island” and “Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.” Rhode Island was chosen, but if it wasn’t it, “Cacapoopoopeepeeshire” would no doubt be on this list. Here is a list of funny and dirty names of places. Call us immature if you want but don’t pretend it isn't brightening your day. Prepare your wonderful selves for some mind-blowing one liners. This list is ranked (to a very mild extent) in order from innocent, silly and ironic to filthy, offensive and hilarious.
50. Boring, Oregon
This isn’t actually a description of the name. It is named after a Civil War veteran who settled in the area in the late 1800’s. Locals call it “the most exciting place to live,” but that sounds like nonsense, as it is a rural town of less than 10,000 people.
49. Fail, Portugal
We couldn't resist. But this is an actual place.
48. Why and WhyNot, Arizona and Mississippi
These two towns are caught in the middle of a philosophical wormhole regarding an unknown question that some unknown person asked.
47. Accident, Maryland
I drove through there once but it was a total "accident." Apparently the locals call themselves "Accidentals." My parents call me that too...hmmm...
46. Unalaska, Alaska
That one hurt my brain just a bit.
45. Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario, Canada
Sounds like a children’s TV show. A bad children's TV show.
44. Peculiar, Missouri
Something isn’t quite right with that place. The prevailing legend for how the name was decided upon is that an early postmaster famously wrote to the United States government “we don't care what name you give us so long as it is sort of peculiar." And the name was born.
43. Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
This sounds like something out of an old Western. Well, you only have two options, truth or consequences. Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? This town was originally called “Hot Springs” but changed its name to that of a radio program.
42. Windpassing, Austria
I would be altogether too comfortable in that town.
41. St. Louis Du Ha! Ha! Quebec, Canada
That place is no laughing matter. The “Ha! Ha!” does not indicate laughter, but rather an old French word for sudden or unexpected boundary.
40. Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
I don’t care what anybody says, this town’s name has nothing to do with an animal.
39. Titty Hill, England
You have to wonder whether “titty” used to mean something else. I know it’s a type of bird, but at what point did “tit” evolve from meaning bird to breast or nipple? Oh well, whenever it was, to quote the poet Ice Cube, “It was a good day.”
38. Middelfart, Denmark
I thought Bottomfart would make more sense, but who am I?
37. Gayville, South Dakota (There is also a town in New York called Gayville)
I bet everybody in that town is very happy.
36. Crapstone, England
I imagine that would be incredibly painful. Also, Leg O' Mutton just sounds ridiculous.
35. Scratchy Bottom, England
If it is, that’s none of my damn business.
34. Hell, Michigan
Oh, come on, it can’t be that bad.
33. Climax, Michigan
Is this where all adult movies are made? It was named before climax means what it means today. In case you hadn't picked that up yet.
32. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
I guess Girlboyhappyfuntime was too big to put on the town sign. Intercourse means things other than the horizontal mambo, get your mind out of the gutter.
31. Feltwell, England
I think this town is just bragging.
30. Shitterton, England
Imagine driving down the road, while nature is trying to call and then hearing an angelic choir upon seeing this sign. Actually the name refers to a stream running through the town that was historically used as…you guessed it, an open sewer. They hit the nail on the head with this one.
29. Three Cocks, Wales
It was hard to find a picture for this one. You wouldn't believe what comes up when you Google "Three Cocks."
28. Wankers Corner, Oregon
This sounds like the place British teachers send kids in their classes who misbehave.
27. Bangkok, Thailand
I was going to go here for a vacation but it sounded dirty, so I just said Phuket and went there.
26. Muff, Ireland
I’d rather take a trip here than anywhere in Thailand. Especially because they have an annual Muff Festival. Sign me up.
25. Wetwang, England
Well in some circumstances, yeah I guess it should be. Still not nice to mention in polite company…
24. Hooker, Oklahoma
The town’s motto is “It’s a location, not a vocation.”
23. Blowhard, Australia
Is there any other way?
22. Pussy Creek, Ohio
This is a small community known for the locals who never fight, even if you call them mean names. It is also known for being home to too many cats…and never mind.
21. Cockburnspath, Scotland
That is the last path I wish to travel. Hint: don’t pronounce the “ck.” But it’s still funnier if you do.
20. Dick Peaks, Antarctica
You’re all filthy, it was named after a meteorologist back in the 1950’s. Grow up.
19. Nipple Peak, Antarctica
Now we’re talking. This one actually was named after a nipple, no joke.
18. Beaverhead County, Montana
Beavers chew on wood. This county name comes from a rock formation that some of the first people in the area said looked like a beaver’s head. My guess was way off. If you’re not chuckling yet, there is a body of water running through the county called Big Hole River. You can’t make this stuff up.
17. Twatt, Scotland
There are two towns by the name of Twatt in Scotland. The name refers to a small piece of land, not a pejorative term or anything anatomical.
16. Poopoo, Hawaii
I bet the word poopoo means something beautiful in Hawaiian.
15. Beaverlick, Kentucky
I wonder what PETA has to say about such behavior.
14. Kinmount, Ontario
Break that into two words. You’re not supposed to do that. I repeat, nobody is supposed to mount their own kin. Or else you might end up with a scene from Deliverance on your hands.
13. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
Some of these are subtle, but this one is just an example of going right at a joke like a Neanderthal with his head down.
12. Mount Cocks, Antarctica
It’s far too cold down there to do that, and also, more than one at once?! Grab a heater and a tent and then we’ll talk. Again, it is a mountain named after a man, the Treasurer of the Royal Geographical Society. It’s a mountain, not instructions.
11. Mount Dick, New Zealand
New Zealand has a much better climate for that activity.
10. Six Mile Bottom, England
I wonder how it got that big. Erosion, possibly?
9. Big Beaver, Saskatchewan
It must have been really big to name a town after it.
8. Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador
Newfies do everything a little different. Did you hear they designed a screen door submarine and a helicopter with a vertical ejection seat?
“Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine. So spend a night in Dildo, if you think you got the time.” - Arrogant Worms. That's an actual band and actual lyrics from a song. Oh Canada.
7. Knob Lick, Missouri
I’ll have what Missouri’s having, please. It’s named after a salt lick and a mountain, but I like the dirty jokes better.
6. Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington (Also Whiskey Dick, Oregon)
I wonder if this is what I think it is, or if the mountain was named after a gentleman named Richard who liked to indulge in Bourbon.
5. Fingringhoe, England
No comment on this one...Just try to find the joke in the jumble name.
4. Hole of Horcum, England
That’s one hole you don’t want to step in.
3. Dead Chinaman, Papua New Guinea
First off, the term “Chinaman” is no longer acceptable. The fact that he is dead adds insult to injury. This one is just mean. For shame, Papua New Guinea, for shame.
2. Fucking, Austria
This town has had problems in the past with stolen welcome signs signs and tourists fornicating in front of said signs.
1. Toad Suck, Arkansas
That's just unhygienic, aren't you worried about warts?! There’s a story behind this one too. It involved visitors to the area “sucking the bottle” until they looked like toads.
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